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Sooooo, I've recently got an N64 for my birthday. It came with Hey You, Pikachu.

...I just want to say one thing...



That Pikachu is out to kill me.

It wants to hit me with a bat and then burn my house down.

He was holding a baseball bat when my back was turned, and when I turned around, he quickly hid it. As for burning my house down, HE'S USING THUNDERBOLT ON TISSUES. WITH A WOODEN FLOOR.

He stole my toolbox to feed a bunch of wild Pokemon that weren't even related to him, and when I was complaining about being sick, it used Thunderbolt on my poster.

My house is next, I know it ;n;


I swear, he giggles and blushes at the mention of him burning his house down.

I take him in when he has no known parents, and this is the thanks I get?

EDIT: I asked him, "Am I safe?" and he nodded. ...I don't trust him, but I feel a little reassured ;n;

EDIT 2: I love how people keep making connections to creepypastas on this account when I'm just being a silly derp with this whole thing 8'D

EDIT 3: HE BURNED MY ONLY FOOD IN THE GAME. I TOLD HIM IT WAS A BAD THING TO DO, AND HE SCOWLED AT ME. THEN ZAPPED ME. ;n;

EDIT 4: I went to Abra's shop, and he had an Apple, Peach, and Watering Can. I told him to buy the apple, and he wouldn't buy it. So I changed my mind to peach. No luck. HE BUYS THE WATERING CAN. So he wants to get rid of all my money, starve me, hit me with the bat when I'm weak, then burn my house down.  Greaaaat.

EDIT 5: So I walk up to an Oddish and it runs away. Pikachu gets mad at me. I ask if it's still mad when it calms down, and HE NODS. I ASK IF HE'S GOING TO KILL ME, AND HE NODS AGAIN.
  • Mood: Nervous
  • Listening to: The music that plays when you're in your bedroom
  • Watching: Pikachu to make sure he doesn't pull funny stuff
  • Playing: Hey You, Pikachu!
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:iconcatstartheriolu:
*CatstarTheRiolu Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Creepy, but now i want the game! XD
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:iconruisuruisudance:
*RuisuRuisuDance May 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay, first of all, calm down.
THEN STOP FEEDING HIM WITH LEMONS.
BECAUSE HE'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
:iconripplz: R.I.P. Tissues
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:iconthirteen-souls:
~Thirteen-Souls Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg! that's kinda terrifying!
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:iconizluver54:
!IZluver54 Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
-Looks over at my Hey you,Pikachu game-
:alarmed:
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:iconcandythehedgebatcat9:
~CandytheHedgebatcat9 Apr 4, 2012   Digital Artist
Once he's holding a match, you know it's time to GTFO.
Who knows what can happen? :fear:
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:iconmaddayish:
~Maddayish Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would throw the cartridge out of a window if I were you.
Maybe the N64 itself. :y
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:iconteamrocketspikachu:
B-but I still love this game ;n;
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:iconfirefox44:
~Firefox44 Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
D:
Just be happy it doesn't know Ryuka.
If it did, SHIT WILL GET REAL. :iconimterrifiedplz:
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:iconteamrocketspikachu:
I have no idea who Ryuka is.
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:iconfirefox44:
~Firefox44 Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My serperior OC. :3
HE CRAZEH. :iconimhorrifiedplz:
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